January 2010
22 posts
things i hate.
#4. Elevators.
Elevators really scare the shit out of me, they really do. Every time I step into one of these steel deathtraps, I wonder if I’ll live to see the doors open. Maybe it’s claustrophobia, maybe I’m worried it will plummet into the abyss, whatever the case, elevators will never cease to scare me.
Not only are these ”methods of transportation” vertiable...
prime time of my life? psh...
I am sitting here on the laptop at eight o’clock on a Friday night, and therefore, feel sort of lame. Friday’s are supposed to be one of those nights where you’re supposed to take advantage of your freedoms, and go out with your friends, etc. And yet, here I am.
This sort of disturbs me to an extent. I am a senior in fucking high school, yet I am sitting at home; the only things...
things i hate.
#3. People who have cars as their profile pictures.
Some people think it’s cool to set their profile picture on facebook as a/their car. This, for some reason, annoys me to no end. You can’t really substitute an inanimate object for yourself (unless that object is a douche bag). There are two basic sets of cars that people seem to set as their profile picture:
Random cool cars....
“All men are just accumulations, dolls stuffed with sawdust swept up from the...”
– William Faulkner, “The Sound and the Fury”
Ms. Sieg: All right, there's no free-response question on this test.
Sean: Nice!
Ms. Sieg: Because of that, the test is longer.
Sean: Because of that, my dick is longer.
My APES class is ridiculous.
recap.
My dad got a new laptop. The keyboard is very small, so I keep typing Num Lock instead of backspace, which is kind of annoying. Also, someone decided (it uses Windows 7, probably one of those douchebags on those commercials who claim “Windows 7 was their idea”) that it would be cool if some kind of violin sound played anytime you click, open programs, minimize, etc. My computer sounds...
things i hate.
#2. Waking up from a good dream.
You know the feeling.
You’re fast asleep, having some spectacular dream where everything is perfect. You’re happy. You’re content. And then the alarm rings. Your dream is shattered. You lay there, still reeling from the dream, maybe even believing parts of it are true, if but for a few seconds.
Then you realize.
Everything is not perfect. You...
things i hate.
#1. People who wear camouflaged hunting jackets inside buildings.
Now, I understand the concept of wearing one of these jackets while you’re out in the woods hunting deer and the like, but why the Hell do people insist on wearing these in developed areas, let alone inside of buildings. It annoys the shit out of me.
Do the people that wear these think they look fashionable or something?...
why Batman (1966) is the best batman movie ever.
I just saw this movie again last night, so I can safely say, the 1966 movie, Batman, starring Adam West, is the best of all films about the Caped Crusader. Some may dispute this claim, but I will enumerate some of the many things which make it superior:
The rampant gay undertones. You got a couple of men (well, Robin hardly qualifies as a man) running around in underpants. You got the Joker...
Apparently, the firewall on these laptops are down. So, instead of doing actual work for World Religions, I am perusing youtube. And being tormented by Han Joe, my least favorite Asian.
revelation.
With the creation of this blog I realize that I am becoming one of those stuck-up assholes who think they are so cool and creative. I used to hate these people, and yet here I am:
“LOOK, I’M WRITING VAGUE COMMENTS IN LOWERCASE WITH A PERIOD AT THE END! I’M SO MUCH MORE ARTSY THAN YOU!”
Sometimes I hate myself. I also find myself looking at people’s facebooks and...
for starters.
My Lord.
My blog looks so pathetic without any posts and such, and so I try to fill the void. Unfortunately, I don’t have any coherent thoughts or witty observations to make.
So, this post has only made my blog appear even more pathetic.
I’m sure I’ll get the hang of this whole blogging thing someday.